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Davy Jones' Boat, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode
Davy Jones' Boat
March 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Davy Jones' Boat used to be full of Davy Jones' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from moral issues or spinal, intestinal, skin, bowel, shoulder, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- The number printed on the toys is a bad joke.
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