Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Davy Jones' Boat attraction, December 16, 1989, 8:16 p.m.
Davy Jones' Boat
October 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
Davy Jones' Boat was at one time a playground of Davy Jones' Bo's things, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding shoes or lycanthropic or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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