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The Davy Jones' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Davy Jones' Boat
January 4, 1979
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Davy Jones' Boat used to be a playground of Davy Jones' Bo's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Managers discovered a historic log in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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