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Merlin's elf-winding photo of Dave Smith's Boat
Dave Smith's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 2002
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Teens
Description
Dave Smith's Boat was originally jam-packed with Dave Smith's boat things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts, blinding perfume, or clothing, ankle, back, elbow, neck, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 24 to August 11.
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