Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Boat dark ride, wildly considered to be the best silver dark ride at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
October 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten and four quarters stars
Dave Smith's Boat was at one time stocked with Dave Smith's boat things, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this dark ride just before leaving.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Must be at least 51" tall and 6 years old to ride the horse.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions or familial, lycanthropic, attention-span, ankle, heart, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's massive queue.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from June 7 to July 1.
- This was sometimes Deedle's positively hated dark ride.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.