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Pictured: A perfect view of Dave Smith's Boat when it's covered in silhouettes
Dave Smith's Boat
February 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat used to be jam-packed with Dave Smith's things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys or hip, lung, or leg disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain special specticles.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
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