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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction at dusk
Dave Smith's Boat
February 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was originally stocked with Dave Smith's diverting machines, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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