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Dave Smith's Boat, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
Dave Smith's Boat
October 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be a playground of Dave Smith's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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