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Pictured: The Dave Smith's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the deep
Dave Smith's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1981
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Dave Smith's Boat used to be full of Dave Smith's boat things, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
Touring Tips
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, personal, skin, attention-span, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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