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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, massively considered to be the best infectious attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
July 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be a playground of Dave Smith's wacky possessions, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Youngest guest must be at least 65" tall.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and animals away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- There is a secret restroom that shares a door with this attraction's walkway.
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