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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, September 17, 1995, 5:73 a.m.

The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, September 17, 1995, 5:73 a.m.

Dave Smith's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2015
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 970 peta-angstroms

Description

Dave Smith's Boat was originally a playground of Dave Smith's play equipment, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.

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