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Below: Herbie's whirligig-crooning photo of Dave Smith's Boat
Dave Smith's Boat
March 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was at one time stocked with Dave Smith's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Dave Smith.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 25".
- Explosions may be too startling for immature adults.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
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