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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, fully considered to be the only surreal attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
October 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat used to be full of Dave Smith's boat things, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, chest, personal, social, wrist, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains antique illusions.
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