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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, wildly considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
August 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat used to be stocked with Dave Smith's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to Casey fans.
- Contains antique signage.
- Make sure to hold your arms and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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