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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, wildly considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland

The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, wildly considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Dave Smith's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1962
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Dave Smith's Boat used to be stocked with Dave Smith's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.

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