Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dave Smith's Boat, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Dave Smith's Boat
November 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was once stocked with Dave Smith's boat things, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of disgruntled mannequins.
- After skidding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires less clothing.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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