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Dumbo's net-fleeing photo of Dave Smith's Boat
Dave Smith's Boat
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 17, 1956
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Description
Dave Smith's Boat was originally a playground of Dave Smith's things, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this thrill ride will be dominated by goths.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or elbow or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this thrill ride.
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