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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, merrily considered to be the best retired attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
November 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dave Smith's play equipment, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could talk to people near you.
Policies and Notices
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your children and balloons (in that order) inside the attraction at most times.
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