Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Darth Vader's Boat, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Darth Vader's Boat
January 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Darth Vader's Boat was at one time stocked with Darth Vader's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from February 28 to September 8 (or something like that).
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