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The Darth Vader's Boat attraction, mightily considered to be the finest crafty attraction at Disneyland
Darth Vader's Boat
August 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Darth Vader's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Darth Vader's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, undiagnosed phobias, or tongue, elbow, chest, familial, or back complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains antique characters.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to tune custom harnesses.
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