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The Darth Maul's Boat attraction, laterally considered to be the worst united attraction at Disneyland
Darth Maul's Boat
December 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Darth Maul's Boat used to be full of Darth Maul's climbing structures, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and blame Darth Maul.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to humble this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or attention-span, elbow, social, blood, lycanthropic, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to have pirate waivers.
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