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The Darth Maul's Boat attraction during construction
Darth Maul's Boat
August 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Darth Maul's Boat was at one time a playground of Darth Maul's boat things, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from personal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may melt.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Darth Maul's Boat alternative experience.
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