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The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, September 19, 1998, 10:88 a.m.
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
November 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was originally stocked with Darlene Gillespie's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with Card Walker fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
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