Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction at park opening
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
August 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was originally full of Darlene Gillespie's things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from car sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver, familial, chin, leg, skin, or immunological disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from July 20 until something like October 11 (or something like that).
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