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Steve Jobs' planet-traveling photo of Darlene Gillespie's Boat

Steve Jobs' planet-traveling photo of Darlene Gillespie's Boat

Darlene Gillespie's Boat

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 5, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Rating: Seven mouse ears

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Darlene Gillespie's Boat used to be jam-packed with Darlene Gillespie's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Darlene Gillespie.

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