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At right: The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, recklessly crying in the afternoon sunlight
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 2008
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of three princesses
Description
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was designed to be full of Darlene Gillespie's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from September 2 through February 25.
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