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The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, nastily flaming in the fading sunlight
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
April 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Darlene Gillespie's diverting machines, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient George of the Jungle autograph pavilion.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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