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Above: The Darkwing Duck's Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best wrong attraction at Disneyland
Darkwing Duck's Boat
December 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Darkwing Duck's Boat was once a playground of Darkwing Duck's climbing structures, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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