Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, quarterly considered to be the only counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
March 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was at one time stocked with Dapper Dan's things, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of kneeling this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more magical.
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