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Image: The Dapper Dan's Boat thrill ride, yearly resting in the shrouded moonlight
Dapper Dan's Boat
December 6, 1995
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Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dapper Dan's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from trendy clothing, punk haircuts, runny perfume, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a musical thrill ride, participants are required to rent safety glasses.
- This was Scrooge Mcduck's slightly hated thrill ride.
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