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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
January 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're helpful)
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be stocked with Dapper Dan's things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
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