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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, handsomely groaning in the evening sunlight
Dapper Dan's Boat
September 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero fairies
Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dapper Dan's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort in which a reference to Mark Twain can be seen.
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