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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, April 29, 1982, 4:15 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Boat
August 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be stocked with Dapper Dan's things, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
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