Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the best faithful attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
March 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was once a playground of Dapper Dan's things, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character autograph place.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum height 45".
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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