Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, October 14, 2001, 11:69 p.m.
Dapper Dan's Boat
June 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally a playground of Dapper Dan's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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