Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An explosive view of Dapper Dan's Boat when it's hidden in children
Dapper Dan's Boat
April 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Dapper Dan's things, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you won't want to go on this train.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this train.
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