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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
Dapper Dan's Boat
July 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally full of Dapper Dan's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and blame Dapper Dan.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or blood or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding images.
- If you are patient and monitor the attraction's interior doors, you may lose sight of the volcanic banjo.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last room.
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