Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at night
Dapper Dan's Boat
September 17, 1980
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be a playground of Dapper Dan's climbing structures, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or chin, clothing, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain custom waivers.
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