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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Dapper Dan's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1986
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Intended for: Veterans
Description
Dapper Dan's Boat was once a playground of Dapper Dan's boat things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and die.
Touring Tips
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with less people on it.
Warnings
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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