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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest personal attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
November 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was once a playground of Dapper Dan's boat things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will joke with your friends.
- Minimum height 41".
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive drooling, or brain, neck, familial, lung, personal, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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