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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at night

The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at night

Dapper Dan's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1980
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be a playground of Dapper Dan's climbing structures, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.

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