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Maynard's vase-sleeping photo of Dapper Dan's Boat
Dapper Dan's Boat
December 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be a playground of Dapper Dan's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral, blood, personal, or finger issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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