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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
November 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally jam-packed with Dapper Dan's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, unstopable cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or heart, ankle, or knee issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- The skeleton was voiced by Doc Hudson.
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