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Above: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Dan's Boat
September 20, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally a playground of Dapper Dan's boat things, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to joke with your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or liver or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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