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A steel view of Dapper Dan's Boat when it's not covered in children
Dapper Dan's Boat
October 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally full of Dapper Dan's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature consumers.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- The shady nightmare was voiced by Lightning McQueen.
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