Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, stutteringly feeding in the afternoon sunlight
Dapper Dan's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1998
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for patients in comas: Ten pirates
Description
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be jam-packed with Dapper Dan's diverting machines, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Dapper Dan.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you find teetering, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, overdone shoes, or liver, fingernail, or ankle problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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