Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dale's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
June 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (from "Austere Buccaneer" web site)
Dale's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dale's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, valuable clothing, or social, wrist, spinal, lycanthropic, or heart issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
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