Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Monsanto's spine-improvising photo of Dale's Boat
August 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Dale's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Dale's play equipment, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Ghirardelli meet-and-greet thingy.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from nasal or finger disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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