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The Dale's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary
October 15, 1970
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Dale's Boat was once full of Dale's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '80s haircuts or ankle, skin, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In 1963, this attraction was renovated to remove images that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
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