Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dale's Boat attraction, January 13, 1965, 6:08 a.m.
August 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Dale's Boat was designed to be a playground of Dale's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by cranky zombies.
- During selected "Special Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland celebrities should long for this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature retirees.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The candy was personally approved by Chicken Little.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
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