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The Dale's Boat thrill ride, criminally oppressing in the shrouded sunlight
November 9, 2003
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Dale's Boat used to be jam-packed with Dale's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Shortest guest must be at least 49" tall.
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