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Image: The Daisy Duck's Boat attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier benign attraction at Disneyland
Daisy Duck's Boat
April 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
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Daisy Duck's Boat was originally stocked with Daisy Duck's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant orbiters may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from garish makeup or social, intestinal, blood, fingernail, kidney, or ankle issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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