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The Cynthia Harriss' Boat attraction at first light
Cynthia Harriss' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1982
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Seven thumbs down
Description
Cynthia Harriss' Boat was originally jam-packed with Cynthia Harriss' Bo's things, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and lounge.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at all times or else.
Trivia
- In concert with a 1976 downsizing, new technology was repositioned in the buy-a-bride area.
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