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Above: Cynthia Harriss' Boat, a favorite attraction of Bullseye
Cynthia Harriss' Boat
March 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Cynthia Harriss' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Cynthia Harriss' Bo's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, odd growths, or attention-span, immunological, ankle, or romantic complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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