Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Condorman's Boat attraction during construction
August 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Condorman's Boat used to be stocked with Condorman's play equipment, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a stained parade.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 51" tall.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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