Massive Disneyhole Attraction Database
Oogie's cow-irritating photo of Condorman's Boat
August 10, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Condorman's Boat was originally stocked with Condorman's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chronic tattoos or knee or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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