Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Condorman's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Condorman's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1974
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Intended for: Drunks
Description
Condorman's Boat was at one time stocked with Condorman's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
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