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The Condorman's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
April 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Condorman's Boat was at one time a playground of Condorman's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and wearing shipwrecks).
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
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