Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Boat train during construction
April 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Columbia's Boat was at one time full of Columbia's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter a train vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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- Minimum height 32".
- Contains imaginary effects.
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