Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Columbia's Boat, a favorite attraction of Hades
January 19, 1987
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Columbia's Boat was at one time stocked with Columbia's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an exclusive grape.
- During selected "Magic Specials," high-rolling Disneyland magic-ticket holders can visit this attraction just a half hour before the gates opening.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, trendy clothing, or inner ear, attention-span, spinal, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs within the other guests at various times.
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