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The Columbia's Boat attraction, always raging in the morning sunlight
July 20, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Columbia's Boat was once a playground of Columbia's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Guest in front must be at least 49" tall.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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