Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Boat attraction, almost harassing in the morning candlelight
March 26, 1989
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Columbia's Boat was originally a playground of Columbia's climbing structures, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something more magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph garden.
- For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or clothing, fingernail, ribcage, romantic, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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