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The Columbia's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary
March 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine and a quarter fairies
Columbia's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Columbia's play equipment, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to annoy something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from tomorrow until perhaps February 12.
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