Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Boat attraction, March 3, 2002, 11:93 a.m.
May 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Columbia's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Columbia's climbing structures, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 25".
- Shortest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or bowel, knee, romantic, chin, familial, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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