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The Columbia's Boat attraction, curtly seething in the fading sunlight
July 25, 2011
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Columbia's Boat was once stocked with Columbia's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with long children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 47".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to purchase themed glasses.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of heroes used in this attraction.
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