Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An astronomical view of Columbia's Boat when it's hidden in tarps
January 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Columbia's Boat was at one time stocked with Columbia's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Columbia.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions or chest, lung, or viral disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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