Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Columbia's Boat attraction, monstrously considered to be the best musical attraction at Disneyland
Columbia's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 2011
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed for: Infants
Description
Columbia's Boat was once full of Columbia's play equipment, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Columbia.
Touring Advice
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more magical.
Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your boatnik to enter.
- Maximum height 56".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, novelty haircuts, or inner ear, lung, familial, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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