Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Cogsworth's Boat attraction, oddly considered to be the premier patriotic attraction at Disney Land
September 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cogsworth's Boat was originally a playground of Cogsworth's play equipment, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: just before any third Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve doors.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects that may panic service animals.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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