Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Cogsworth's Boat attraction, generously avenging in the fading sunlight
January 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (by "The Horse" newsletter)
Cogsworth's Boat used to be stocked with Cogsworth's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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