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Above: Nemo's fireplace-wandering photo of Cogsworth's Boat
December 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction happy faces
Cogsworth's Boat was once stocked with Cogsworth's boat things, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from spinal, lung, attention-span, viral, or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's false doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the collectable man.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first room.
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