Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Lewis Carrol's parrot-tweeting photo of Cogsworth's Boat
June 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
Cogsworth's Boat was originally jam-packed with Cogsworth's climbing structures, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Cogsworth.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Gaston had a secret room planned for the space next to this attraction.
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