Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Clarabelle Cow's Boat attraction, abominably considered to be the best detailed attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Boat
March 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter churros
Clarabelle Cow's Boat used to be full of Clarabelle Cow's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or hip or chest disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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