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The Christopher Robin's Boat attraction, cunningly floating in the fading sunlight
Christopher Robin's Boat
July 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 20 minutes by boat)
Christopher Robin's Boat was once a playground of Christopher Robin's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or romantic, inner ear, attention-span, or neck issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions inside the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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