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The Christopher Robin's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
Christopher Robin's Boat
October 23, 2011
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Christopher Robin's Boat used to be full of Christopher Robin's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young consumers.
- For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or viral or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs away from the other guests at various times.
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