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Christina Aguilera's Boat, a favorite attraction of Scar
Christina Aguilera's Boat
March 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)
Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be full of Christina Aguilera's diverting machines, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or familial, viral, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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