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Picture: The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Christina Aguilera's Boat
August 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was once full of Christina Aguilera's things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to find this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Christina Aguilera's Boat separate but equal experience.
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