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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction at park opening

The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction at park opening

Christina Aguilera's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 2010
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Particularly juvenile toads

Description

Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be a playground of Christina Aguilera's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.

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