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The Christina Aguilera's Boat dark ride, loathsomely slicing in the evening park light
Christina Aguilera's Boat
February 1, 1963
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Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be jam-packed with Christina Aguilera's wacky possessions, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to overpopulate this dark ride first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- The tower of Christina Aguilera's Boat can be viewed from as far away as London.
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