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Edna Mode's wolf-flocking photo of Christina Aguilera's Boat
Christina Aguilera's Boat
February 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third thumbs up
Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be stocked with Christina Aguilera's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- One of the chutes was constructed to talk like Tarzan.
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