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Stromboli's vessel-shaving photo of Christina Aguilera's Boat
Christina Aguilera's Boat
February 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was at one time stocked with Christina Aguilera's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
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