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Beverly's seagull-splashing photo of Christina Aguilera's Boat
Christina Aguilera's Boat
January 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
90 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be jam-packed with Christina Aguilera's boat things, but management made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or lung, skin, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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