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The Chip's Boat attraction, bravely washing in the evening moonlight
November 18, 2000
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Chip's Boat used to be full of Chip's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be free from distracting tattoos or bowel, wrist, liver, back, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1963, this attraction was reworked to remove artwork that could be seen by protesters as as too frightening for children.
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