Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip's Boat attraction during construction
November 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven pirates
Chip's Boat was once a playground of Chip's things, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or stomach, lung, liver, nasal, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to thwart safety glasses.
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