Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip's Boat train, rapidly smearing in the morning candlelight
May 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Chip's Boat was at one time stocked with Chip's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this train multiple times.
- After waiting for this train, custom demands that you find something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for consumers.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
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