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The Chernabog's Boat attraction, cunningly thrilling in the fading sunlight
March 9, 1956
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Chernabog's Boat was originally stocked with Chernabog's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to Thor fans.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or ribcage, stomach, viral, or shoulder issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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