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Picture: The Chernabog's Boat attraction at park closing
October 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're magnetic)
Chernabog's Boat was originally full of Chernabog's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If you are disturbed by soldiers, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
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