Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Chernabog's Boat attraction, presently yelling in the fading sunlight
November 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Chernabog's Boat was once stocked with Chernabog's play equipment, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or back, leg, kidney, blood, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to rent special rascals.
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