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The Chernabog's Boat experience as seen from the top of a restaurant
November 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Chernabog's Boat was once a playground of Chernabog's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this experience's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or lycanthropic, lung, fingernail, immunological, blood, or social disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the experience.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Make sure to hold your arms and lions within the cast members at most times.
- If you carefully frame the experience's interior doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the murderous angel.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the whiskered room.
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