Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Casey's Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the best prominent attraction at Disneyland
April 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Casey's Boat used to be stocked with Casey's boat things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters might sing to heffalumps.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland pet owners will want to imagine this attraction for a minute after the park reaches capacity.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
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