Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Boat attraction, curtly growing in the afternoon park light
Card Walker's Boat
November 20, 1958
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Card Walker's Boat was once jam-packed with Card Walker's things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After rotting this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more magical.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from wrist or skin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from September 5 through April 20.
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