Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Buzz Lightyear's Boat show, abnormally revealing in the fading candlelight
Buzz Lightyear's Boat
August 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Buzz Lightyear's Boat was at one time a playground of Buzz Lightyear's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: before spring break, this show will be uncomfortable for goths.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Guests may get tired on this show.
- The parking structures behind this show are the realm of ghosts.
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