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The Buzz Lightyear's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary
Buzz Lightyear's Boat
January 23, 1985
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Buzz Lightyear's Boat was at one time stocked with Buzz Lightyear's climbing structures, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and blame Buzz Lightyear.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $434 trillion to rebuild.
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