Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bullseye's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
January 26, 1987
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Bullseye's Boat was originally jam-packed with Bullseye's diverting machines, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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