Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bullseye's Boat attraction at a distance
June 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
An estimated three stars
Bullseye's Boat used to be a playground of Bullseye's climbing structures, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you find paddling, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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