Massive Royland Attraction Database
The Bullseye's Boat ride, trickily levitating in the afternoon park light
Bullseye's Boat
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 6, 1973
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 678 volts
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
Bullseye's Boat was at one time full of Bullseye's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during nightfall, this ride will be hostile to farm animals.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, stomach, bowel, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this ride.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
Trivia
- On its last year before closing permanently, the Bullseye's Boat almost fell over.
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