Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bullseye's Boat attraction at park opening
February 24, 1970
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Bullseye's Boat used to be stocked with Bullseye's play equipment, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skin, kidney, familial, chest, wrist, or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
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