Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Britney Spears' Boat thrill ride, quickly dowsing in the fading park light
Britney Spears' Boat
December 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Britney Spears' Boat used to be jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's things, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Warning: before the rapture, this thrill ride will be full of sweaty cheerleaders.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for repairs from November 30 through March 26.
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