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Picture: The Britney Spears' Boat dark ride during refurbishment
Britney Spears' Boat
February 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (from Stinky Pete)
Britney Spears' Boat used to be jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's climbing structures, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this dark ride only under pain of death.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Dark ride may be too intense for very young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ethical issues, runny makeup, or immunological or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
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