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Britney Spears' Boat, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Britney Spears' Boat
January 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Britney Spears' Boat was originally stocked with Britney Spears' Bo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting vampires.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as a goose to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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