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The Britney Spears' Boat attraction, greedily considered to be the worst prominent attraction at Disneyland
Britney Spears' Boat
October 10, 1987
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Britney Spears' Boat used to be jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- Some cast members halucinate that this attraction is home of the restless spirit of a former character.
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