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A metal view of Britney Spears' Boat when it's not shrounded in paradox
Britney Spears' Boat
July 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Britney Spears' Boat was designed to be full of Britney Spears' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
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