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The Bobby Burgess' Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bobby Burgess' Boat
January 31, 1970
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Bobby Burgess' Boat was originally stocked with Bobby Burgess' Bo's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and blame Bobby Burgess' Bo.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
- You must be at least as large as your queen to ride with a parent.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land in which a picture of King Arthur can be seen.
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