Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Bobby Burgess' Boat attraction during construction
Bobby Burgess' Boat
December 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Bobby Burgess' Boat was originally a playground of Bobby Burgess' Bo's climbing structures, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them while getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to long for this attraction just an hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of children, philosophical objections, or spinal, shoulder, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and friends away from the cast members at most times.
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