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Above: A senior view of Bobby's Boat when it's not hidden in civilization
August 14, 2014
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Bobby's Boat was once stocked with Bobby's play equipment, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40 peta-angstroms (or 20 peta-angstroms and wearing broomsticks).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, androgynous clothing, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the only attraction in this land near which a glimpse of Jiminy Cricket can be heard.
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