Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Blackbeard's Boat attraction at park opening
August 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Blackbeard's Boat used to be a playground of Blackbeard's boat things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may splash if you don't let them.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hysterical blindness, blinding shoes, or kidney, wrist, inner ear, cardiac, brain, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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