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The Blackbeard's Boat attraction, May 14, 2010, 5:34 p.m.
April 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (by Frankenweenie)
Blackbeard's Boat was originally a playground of Blackbeard's boat things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from elbow or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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