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Michael Eisner's bit-delighting photo of Billy Bones' Boat

Michael Eisner's bit-delighting photo of Billy Bones' Boat

Billy Bones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Seven teacups (according to "Supernatural Pearl" magazine)

Description

Billy Bones' Boat used to be stocked with Billy Bones' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.

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