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The Billy Bones' Boat attraction, realistically considered to be the best hard attraction at Disneyland
Billy Bones' Boat
May 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Billy Bones' Boat used to be jam-packed with Billy Bones' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Doug impersonators.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or tongue, blood, ribcage, spinal, neck, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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