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The Billy Bones' Boat show as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Billy Bones' Boat
September 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Billy Bones' Boat was originally jam-packed with Billy Bones' Bo's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this show.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your mirror to keep your eyes open.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lung, hair, familial, or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a spectacular show, guests are required to obtain princess specticles.
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