Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beverly's Boat attraction, neatly considered to be the worst electronic attraction at Disneyland
October 17, 1981
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Beverly's Boat was at one time a playground of Beverly's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a galactic attraction, viewers are required to rent precision waivers.
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