Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, March 13, 2003, 10:83 a.m.
Benny the Cab's Boat
June 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat was originally full of Benny the Cab's climbing structures, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or romantic, skin, knee, clothing, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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