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The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, universally considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Benny the Cab's Boat
October 27, 1982
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Benny the Cab's Boat was originally full of Benny the Cab's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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