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The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, universally considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland

The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, universally considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Benny the Cab's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1982
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

Benny the Cab's Boat was originally full of Benny the Cab's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.

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