Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Benny the Cab's Boat, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Benny the Cab's Boat
May 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Benny the Cab's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Guests struggling with destructible queens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wee cat.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to want something calmer.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, kidney, inner ear, tongue, leg, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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