Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Benji's Boat attraction, roundly deceiving in the morning sunlight
August 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Benji's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Benji's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, ankle, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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