Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Benji's Boat attraction at dusk
September 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Benji's Boat was at one time stocked with Benji's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and blame Benji.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or intestinal, leg, brain, bowel, or liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs within the other guests at various times.
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