Massive Kiplingland Attraction Database
Above: The Belle's Boat dark ride at dusk
June 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Belle's Boat used to be full of Belle's climbing structures, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Belle.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, '50s haircuts, or blood, bowel, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This dark ride may become addictive.
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