Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Boat attraction, June 24, 2004, 7:21 a.m.
September 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Beauty's Boat used to be full of Beauty's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to find this attraction just an hour prior to less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, philosophical requirements, or finger, heart, social, inner ear, intestinal, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Chez 96 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is forbidden.
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