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The Beauty's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a hole
December 6, 2009
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Beauty's Boat was once jam-packed with Beauty's play equipment, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ankle or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers inside the wild animals at various times.
- The unused areas near this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
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