Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Boat attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst slow attraction at Disneyland
May 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Beauty's Boat was designed to be full of Beauty's boat things, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction no more than once.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or stomach, wrist, ribcage, attention-span, kidney, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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