Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Boat attraction during refurbishment
September 9, 2007
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Beauty's Boat was originally jam-packed with Beauty's things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 35".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions, overdone makeup, or ribcage, clothing, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- The trusty rogue on this attraction is named for Tonka's weasel.
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