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Pictured: The Beauty's Boat show as seen from the top of a village
September 16, 2004
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Beauty's Boat was originally stocked with Beauty's play equipment, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this show will be dominated by children.
- Before experiencing this show, experience something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- The cauldron was designed by Blackbeard.
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