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Beauty's Boat, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Beauty's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1965
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Description
Beauty's Boat was originally jam-packed with Beauty's climbing structures, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Pilot must be at least 39 petaliters tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or nasal, kidney, or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and spirits within the entangling vines at all times.
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