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The Beauty's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its frenzied anniversary
December 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)
Rating for broke young adults:
Five and a third tikis (by "The Heffalump" discussion forum)
Beauty's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Beauty's boat things, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Alan-A-Dale autograph pavilion.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or finger, liver, chest, hair, attention-span, or ankle problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to purchase special pants.
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