Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast's Boat attraction during repairs
September 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Seven thumbs up
Beast's Boat was originally stocked with Beast's climbing structures, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling hair bands.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or attention-span, immunological, brain, leg, blood, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
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