Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast's Boat attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest wee attraction at Disneyland
February 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Beast's Boat was once stocked with Beast's things, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- After going on this attraction, find something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from leg, chest, brain, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
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