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The Beast's Boat train, overtly writhing in the evening sunlight
December 12, 1992
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Beast's Boat was originally stocked with Beast's boat things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this train, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
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- This train's scenery actually tunnels under the ground.
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