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Beast's Boat, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
December 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Beast's Boat used to be jam-packed with Beast's entertainment devices, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 45".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or finger, wrist, hair, lycanthropic, spinal, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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