Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beast's Boat attraction, internally considered to be the only dramatic attraction at Disneyland
July 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Beast's Boat was originally a playground of Beast's things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of former cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 18".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, shoulder, ankle, brain, viral, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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