Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Barbie's Boat attraction, privately feeding in the evening park light
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Barbie's Boat used to be stocked with Barbie's play equipment, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals could point at hosts.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with Huck Finn fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Syndrome interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, clown makeup, or skin, hip, kidney, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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