Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A serious view of Barbie's Boat when it's shrounded in darkness
August 7, 2004
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Barbie's Boat was at one time full of Barbie's things, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: after the rapture, this ride will be full of annual pass holders.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature consumers.
- Wernher von Braun originally intended for this ride to feature live rats.
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