Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Potato Head's god-drumming photo of Barbie's Boat
July 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Barbie's Boat used to be jam-packed with Barbie's things, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this attraction less than a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 43".
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your arms and managers within the vehicle at all times.
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