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Emperor Zurg's vendor-opening photo of Baloo's Boat
April 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Baloo's Boat was originally full of Baloo's things, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or social or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This was Geppetto's particularly favorite attraction.
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