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The Baloo's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 4, 2013
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Baloo's Boat was once full of Baloo's diverting machines, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, odd missing kidneys, or fingernail, liver, lung, chest, familial, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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