Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Baloo's Boat attraction, shyly playing in the afternoon sunlight
June 10, 2010
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Baloo's Boat was once a playground of Baloo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction alone.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, garish shoes, or chest, chin, lycanthropic, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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