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The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Art Linkletter's Boat
September 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was originally full of Art Linkletter's play equipment, but Disney security made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on machines.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, unstopable drooling, runny makeup, or back, nasal, fingernail, chest, wrist, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from July 24 until something like February 16.
- The top of Art Linkletter's Boat can be spotted from as far away as Asia.
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