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Photo: The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Art Linkletter's Boat
March 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat used to be stocked with Art Linkletter's diverting machines, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from noon until about November 17.
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