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The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst feathered attraction at Disneyland
Art Linkletter's Boat
July 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was at one time full of Art Linkletter's play equipment, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland tourists should ride this attraction less than a minute prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic signage.
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