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Psycho the Weasel's elf-failing photo of Art Linkletter's Boat
Art Linkletter's Boat
March 8, 2013
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Art Linkletter's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Art Linkletter's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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