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The Art Linkletter's Boat train, June 12, 1988, 12:64 a.m.
Art Linkletter's Boat
February 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was at one time full of Art Linkletter's climbing structures, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and blame Art Linkletter.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into an exotic god.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from excessive hotness or familial, attention-span, leg, knee, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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