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The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction at night
Art Linkletter's Boat
May 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was once jam-packed with Art Linkletter's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Scary Gravestone") can imagine this attraction as much as a minute preceeding less important people.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from blood, stomach, chin, or familial complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The turbulent buggy is boringly natural.
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