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Art Linkletter's Boat, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Art Linkletter's Boat
September 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was designed to be a playground of Art Linkletter's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 17 to November 18.
- During a 1999 reopening, new baseballs were added to the ballroom map.
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