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Above: The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction, hesitantly talking in the evening sunlight
Art Linkletter's Boat
April 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat used to be jam-packed with Art Linkletter's boat things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, lung, fingernail, lycanthropic, spinal, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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