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The Ariel's Boat attraction at midday
July 4, 1994
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're precarious)
Ariel's Boat used to be a playground of Ariel's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Tramp.
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