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A nonsensical view of Annette Funicello's Boat when it's not inundated in darkness
Annette Funicello's Boat
July 6, 1963
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Annette Funicello's Boat was at one time stocked with Annette Funicello's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant soldiers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Be sure to hold your children and strollers away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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