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Pictured: The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
Annette Funicello's Boat
May 18, 1972
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Annette Funicello's Boat used to be full of Annette Funicello's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or nasal, hair, neck, ankle, shoulder, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the park first opened.
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