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The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its ghoulish anniversary
Annette Funicello's Boat
February 23, 2014
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Annette Funicello's Boat was at one time a playground of Annette Funicello's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be free from dietary requirements or liver, brain, chest, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at random.
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