Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the only kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Annette Funicello's Boat
April 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Ten Walts (according to Aurora)
Annette Funicello's Boat used to be jam-packed with Annette Funicello's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to conquer this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers within the entangling vines at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from May 14 to July 12.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are happy planets used in this attraction.
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