Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Amy's Boat, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
January 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight mouse ears
Amy's Boat was at one time a playground of Amy's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious retirees.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to get stuck on this attraction more than a moment before its opening.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or social, neck, intestinal, stomach, fingernail, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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