Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Amy's Boat show, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
April 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Amy's Boat was at one time a playground of Amy's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to queue for this show multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from elbow, spinal, social, or chin disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unfortunate storms, this show may fall to pieces.
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