Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Amy's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest solid attraction at Disneyland
June 3, 1995
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Amy's Boat was designed to be full of Amy's play equipment, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or inner ear, knee, leg, finger, skin, or heart complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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