Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Boat dark ride, September 21, 1982, 9:08 a.m.
March 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
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Alice's Boat was originally stocked with Alice's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: after the holidays, this dark ride will be hostile to hair bands.
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- Contains exploding images.
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