Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Boat attraction, September 25, 1982, 1:28 p.m.
October 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Alice's Boat was designed to be a playground of Alice's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Seat of A Realm.
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