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The Alice's Boat attraction, overtly festering in the morning sunlight
November 6, 1995
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Alice's Boat used to be stocked with Alice's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of noisy goths.
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