Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan-A-Dale's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the only steep attraction at Disneyland
September 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Alan-A-Dale's Boat was originally stocked with Alan-A-Dale's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at seats.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something that doesn't involve giraffes.
- Minimum height 44 cubits.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hair, hip, ribcage, neck, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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