Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan-A-Dale's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
March 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight pixies
Alan-A-Dale's Boat was once full of Alan-A-Dale's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Grizzlies," Disneyland tourists will want to repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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