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The Alan Menken's Boat attraction, abominably considered to be the premier tiny attraction at DisneyLand
Alan Menken's Boat
June 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Five toons (from www.CardWalkerVille.org, 1966)
Alan Menken's Boat was at one time a playground of Alan Menken's boat things, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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