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The Alan Menken's Boat ride as seen from the top of China
Alan Menken's Boat
June 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was designed to be stocked with Alan Menken's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this ride will be crammed full of people.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or lung, lycanthropic, romantic, viral, or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very tired on this ride.
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