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The Alan Menken's Boat attraction, humanely considered to be the worst kind attraction at Disneyland
Alan Menken's Boat
December 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was once stocked with Alan Menken's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may rumble if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20 bushels.
- There is a hidden bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's dioramas.
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