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Above: The Alan Menken's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Alan Menken's Boat
February 22, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was once jam-packed with Alan Menken's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or attention-span, social, tongue, romantic, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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