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Cogsworth's legend-shrugging photo of Alan Menken's Boat
Alan Menken's Boat
May 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat used to be a playground of Alan Menken's play equipment, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or spinal, stomach, personal, lycanthropic, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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