Massive Nixonland Attraction Database
The Aladdin's Boat show as seen from the top of a volcano
March 2, 1979
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Aladdin's Boat was once a playground of Aladdin's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during nightfall, this show will be full of sweaty reprobates.
- This show closes at moonrise.
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