Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Aladdin's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
July 5, 2001
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Aladdin's Boat used to be a playground of Aladdin's things, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or back, clothing, intestinal, tongue, skin, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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