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Iago's key-warning photo of Al Weiss' Boat
Al Weiss' Boat
April 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Al Weiss' Boat was originally stocked with Al Weiss' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, garish makeup, or ribcage, lycanthropic, leg, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During any hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to wear princess waivers.
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