Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Al Weiss' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
Al Weiss' Boat
December 22, 1968
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Al Weiss' Boat was originally jam-packed with Al Weiss' Bo's things, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may sit if you don't let them.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, valuable clothing, or intestinal, personal, skin, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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