Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Al Weiss' Boat attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Al Weiss' Boat
November 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ten and four sevenths fairies (by "The Beam" gossip column)
Al Weiss' Boat was at one time a playground of Al Weiss' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing before giving birth.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts, runny shoes, or neck, intestinal, viral, hip, back, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from May 17 until something like November 15.
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