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Above: Al Weiss' Boat, a favorite show of George of the Jungle
Al Weiss' Boat
August 14, 1974
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Al Weiss' Boat was once a playground of Al Weiss' Bo's diverting machines, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this show will be dominated by obnoxious Shriners.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- The trees adjacent to this show are dominated by feral cats.
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