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A macabre view of Aida's Boat when it's not covered in fog
July 23, 2001
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Aida's Boat was at one time a playground of Aida's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and legs within the vehicle at most times.
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