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Above: Rob Roy's giraffe-smiling photo of Aida's Boat
February 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're awful)
Aida's Boat used to be stocked with Aida's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If you are allergic to children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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