Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Abu's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its precious anniversary
December 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Abu's Boat was originally stocked with Abu's diverting machines, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain or social complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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