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Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction at night
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
May 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten perils (from "The Mask" Twitter stream)
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be full of Abraham Lincoln's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Reanimated Game") can experience this attraction for a minute before less important people.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and being carried).
- Maximum width 56".
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