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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat show, November 26, 2009, 5:59 a.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
August 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat used to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to queue for this show multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant buggies will probably want to ride.
- This show closes at dawn.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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