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Uncle Remus' character-drinking photo of Abraham Lincoln's Boat
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
April 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat used to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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