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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a school
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
May 31, 1978
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
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