Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, August 15, 1984, 7:46 p.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
November 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat used to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something with a different ambiance.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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