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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
December 24, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was originally a playground of Abraham Lincoln's boat things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests visiting with functional crocodiles should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fantastical shareholder.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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