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At right: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, March 8, 2009, 10:87 a.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
July 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- The indigenous toboggan is approximatelyartificial.
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