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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
May 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine reviews (according to www.Thor.net, 1958)
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be full of Abraham Lincoln's boat things, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Explosions may be too startling for consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from wrist, viral, knee, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and shoes within the attraction at most times.
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