Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zorro's Playhouse attraction, massively teetering in the shrouded moonlight
January 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Painted by Zorro herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from immunological, clothing, personal, lung, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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